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Some Real Life Jokes: Part 1

1 ) Once I and Bibek were washing our clothes in hostel. Abinash was inside the toilet.

Bibek(joking): Oh Abinash! I’m watching you 🤣

Abinash: Oye Bibek! Malai heris bhane sir lai bhandinchu!!! 🤣 🤣

 

2 ) When I was in class 4, our english teacher took a surprise test. I hadn’t learnt anything and unfortunately my class teacher had kept me between two girls. The girl who was on my right side covered her answers so hard that I couldn’t even see her answer sheet, so I was copying down the answers of the girl on my left side. After a while she realized it and complained to the teacher.

Girl: Ma’am he’s cheating my answers!

I didn’t know what to do so I said “No Ma’am! She’s cheating my answers. 🤣 🤣

 

3 ) Whenever Aditya used to go to the toilet, Bibek used to attack him with the toilet broom. Bibek threw the toilet broom from the top and also attacked him after Aditya came out from the toilet. Even I used to attack Aditya by filling the toilet jug with water and throwing inside the toilet when Aditya was in 🤣 🤣

 

4 ) Shivahari Gyawali was our nepali teacher. Once Sujan and I were playing Hangman in his class. Sujan gave me a word and gave me a hint that it was a funny name of our teacher. I couldn’t guess so I passed and Sujan completed the blanks with,

G A Y W A L I 🤣 🤣

 

5 ) This incident happened when I had just learnt to make an omelette. I was preparing it. The window above the gas stove was open. I flipped the omelette and it went out of the window 🤣 🤣

 

6 ) The most funniest message I have ever received was from my friend Santosh. It was,

“My birthday is on Ashwin 28, If you forget I’ll kill you!” 🤣 🤣

 

7 )  My two friends Sujan and Michhal, bunked maths period when we were in class 5. The bell rang and the period was over but the teacher was still in the class signing the diary. Just then,

Sujan: May I come in sir?

Sir: Where were you two?

Sujan: Sir I was doing LT(Long Toilet) 😊

Sir: And Michhal you?

Michhal: Sir I was waiting for him 🤣 🤣

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